These crack me up. Enjoy!
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the “whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is” group.
Here’s a quote from the very, very funny writer Erma Bombeck, who made so many of us laugh everday back in the 1970’s (the olden days!). She was brilliant.
“It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food
you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: “THIS WILL VARY WITH
YOUR MICROWAVE.” Loosely translated, this means, “You’re on your own,
Bernice.” – Erma Bombeck