These crack me up. Enjoy!
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the “whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is” group.